CHICKEN FARMING




 
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Boots
 
October 24th, 2005  
Team Infidel
 
 

Topic: CHICKEN FARMING


A sexy looking girl walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needed to file her taxes.

The accountant says: "Before we begin, Miss...I'll need to ask you a few questions.

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc, and then asks, "OK, what is your occupation..?"

"I'm a street *****," she says.

The accountant freaks out, balks and says, "No, No, No-o-o, that won't work at all.

That is much too gross of a description.... please try to rephrase that."

The girl says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."

"Oh Gosh no, that is still too crude. You need to try again."

They both thought for a minute, then the girl perks up and says, "I know what I am...I'm a chicken farmer."

The accountant dumbfoundly asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute....?'

"Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last year......"
October 24th, 2005  
bulldogg
 
 


Funny. In fact here in southern China prostitutes are referred to as 'chickens'... because they strut back and forth like a chicken outside the bars waiting for a customer.
October 24th, 2005  
Navy Boy
 
 
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October 25th, 2005  
LIPS
 
 
October 25th, 2005  
AFSteliga
 
 
September 29th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
September 30th, 2006  
Sevens
 
 
Lol.....