In Charge




 
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In Charge
 
March 2nd, 2006  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 

Topic: In Charge


In Charge
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.

The brain said: "I should be in charge, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the heart, "because I pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.

The moral of the story?

You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... just an *******.
March 2nd, 2006  
behemoth79
 
 
LMAO. i like that. i like that alot actually. 5 stars. mostly becuase its true.
March 3rd, 2006  
LIPS
 
 
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In Charge
March 3rd, 2006  
armlesscadet
 
 
ROFL that is funny and mainly true
March 3rd, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
That's an old one but I laugh every time I hear it!
October 17th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
hahaha...
October 18th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
good.. nice.. funny