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BEWARE! NEW COMPUTER VIRUSES
The George Bush Virus- Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
The John Kerry Virus- Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.
The Clinton Virus- Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory
The Al Gore Virus- Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting
The Bob Dole Virus- Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
The Lewinsky Virus- Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus- Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back
The Mike Tyson Virus- Quits after two bytes
The Oprah Winfrey Virus- Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB
The Ellen Degeneres Virus- Disks can no longer be inserted
The Prozac Virus- Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care
The Michael Jackson Virus- Only attacks minor files
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus- Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy . then discards it through Windows
The George Bush Virus- Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
The John Kerry Virus- Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.
The Clinton Virus- Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory
The Al Gore Virus- Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting
The Bob Dole Virus- Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
The Lewinsky Virus- Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus- Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back
The Mike Tyson Virus- Quits after two bytes
The Oprah Winfrey Virus- Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB
The Ellen Degeneres Virus- Disks can no longer be inserted
The Prozac Virus- Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care
The Michael Jackson Virus- Only attacks minor files
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus- Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy . then discards it through Windows
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