Caught Out




 
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Caught Out
 
February 23rd, 2006  
Padre
 
 

Topic: Caught Out


Caught Out

WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: Definitely not!
WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?
HUSBAND: Of course I do.
WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.
WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house.
WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new.
WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.
WIFE: - ----silence - -----
HUSBAND: oops
February 23rd, 2006  
DefiantCdr
 
 
hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 23rd, 2006  
icecold
 
 
great just watch out for your wife she might be reading this
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Caught Out
February 23rd, 2006  
armlesscadet
 
 
lol smart
February 24th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Good one, Padre.
February 24th, 2006  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
Ouch.....
October 17th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
haha...busted....
October 17th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
hahah nice........
October 17th, 2007  
Peddler
 
 
lol.....funny
October 17th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Ooooooooooops.