Catholic Mothers

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[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]Even if you didn't grow up Catholic, you
might appreciate this one....

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[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]discussing how important
their children are.

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Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father."

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[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace.'"

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[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]The third Catholic woman says smugly, [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]"Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif] Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence.'"

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[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?" She replies, [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]"My son is a gorgeous, 6'2," hard bodied, well hung, Male stripper. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]Whenever he walks into a room, women say, [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]"My God.."[/FONT]​
 
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