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January 9th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: The Cat


The Cat
Dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.

The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.

My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother ."

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That stupid ***** was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cab driver hit a parked car...


January 9th, 2007  
Padre
 
 
great joke Tomtom - or is it for real ?????
January 9th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Rotflmao

Love it!!!!
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January 9th, 2007  
weed
 
 
LOL, that's great!
January 9th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's good
January 9th, 2007  
phoenix80
 
 


funny
January 9th, 2007  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Lol...
January 10th, 2007  
DTop
 
 
Funny one
October 18th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
LOL...heard it before but its still funny...
 


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