The Cat




 
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The Cat
 
November 24th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: The Cat


The Cat
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.

As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.

Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge,then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife:


"Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a ***** on the phone, I'm lost! and need directions!"


November 24th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Hehehe...Nice. Hahahaha
November 24th, 2006  
Team Infidel
 
 
very nice
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The Cat
November 24th, 2006  
JulesLee
 
 
lol dats kinda scary....... the cat o__O
November 25th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
If I encountered a cat like that, I can't say that it'd be kicking around for long...
November 25th, 2006  
Sevens
 
 
Hehehehe Way to go kitty!!!!!!
 


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