Cat out for the night




 
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Cat out for the night
 
July 12th, 2009  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Cat out for the night


Cat out for the night
You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You don't even have to like 'em!

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our
pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.

The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.

My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So,she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, ''He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as we drove away.


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'That stupid ***** was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to takeoff, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!'

The cab driver hit a parked car.


The end.
July 13th, 2009  
Team Infidel
 
 
July 13th, 2009  
Alenoor
 
 
lmao........
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Cat out for the night
July 15th, 2009  
EladBell
 
 
hahahahahahahahahaha
July 15th, 2009  
sky2979
 
 
LMAO!!!!! hahahahahaha!!!
 


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