Carnival




 
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Carnival
 
December 27th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 

Topic: Carnival


Carnival
John took his blind date to a carnival.

"What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked the man. "I want to get weighed," said the girl. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale and it read 117 and she won a prize.

Next the couple went on the Ferris wheel. When the ride was over, John again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed." she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and John lost his dollar.

The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next.

"I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, John figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.

Her roommate Laura, asked her about her blind date, "How'd it go?"

Kim responded, "Oh Waura, it was wousy."
December 28th, 2007  
Missileer
 
 
They named him John because Idiot was already taken.



December 28th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
LOL Nice.
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Carnival
December 28th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 

Quote:
Originally Posted by Missileer
They named him John because Idiot was already taken.



Hey that's almost as good as the joke!
December 28th, 2007  
boom_er1
 
 
pooor John.... Lucky next guy?
January 2nd, 2008  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
Hahahahahahaha.....now thats funny!!!
 


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