Carnation evaporated milk

Carnation evaporated milk
August 27th, 2005  

Topic: Carnation evaporated milk

Carnation evaporated milk
The next time you open a can of Carnation evaporated milk for your recipes, just smile and think of this.

A little old lady from North Carolina had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation.

When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan/rhyme beginning with "Carnation Milk is best of all."

She sent in her entry, and about a week later, a black limo drove up in front of her house. A man got out and said, Carnation 'LOVED' your entry so much, that even though we will not be able to use it, we are here to award you a consolation prize of $1000 that we've made available just for the originality of your entry.

Here is her original entry:-

'Carnation milk is best of all,
No tits to pull, no hay to haul,
No buckets to wash,
No shit to pitch,
Just poke a hole in the son-of-a-*****.'

August 28th, 2005  
thats pretty good!!
June 24th, 2007  
Pacific Lure

Topic: Still another good one, Tom!

Carnation evaporated milk
June 25th, 2007  
Team Infidel