Capitalism

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Balkan-MiG

Balkan-MiG

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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
  • You have two cows.
  • You sell one and buy a bull.
  • Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
  • You sell them and retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
  • You have two cows.
  • You fly a plane in one, blame it on another person then attack him for his cows
  • You completely forget about the second cow
A FRENCH CORPORATION
  • You have two cows.
  • You give both to Germany
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
  • You have 2 cows.
  • You lose one while betting on the next footy match
  • You become best mates with the other at 'Bazza's Pub'
  • You mug the cow and steal its meat pie
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
  • You have two cows.
  • You create a computer version of one that costs millions
  • You use the other cow to create a new type of anime cartoon called 'Cowkimon' and 'Cownaruto'
A GERMAN CORPORATION
  • You have two cows.
  • You are not satisfied, so you visit Czechoslovakia, Poland and Austria for more
A BRITISH CORPORATION
  • You have two cows.
  • You take one cow and try to make it manufacture tea and biscuits
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
  • You have two cows.
  • You start the 'Legimate business-cows association' in Sicily
  • The two cows get rid of the other peoples cows violently
  • You run away to America, leaving the cows in Sicily to die in a gang war
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
  • You have two cows.
  • You look at one and label it 'Comrade Soviet'
  • You look at the other and label it 'Enemy American'
  • You look at a third cow and label it 'Comrade Mao'
  • You look at the fourth cow and label it 'Enemy Blair'
  • You forget about them, and return to your vodka
A SWISS CORPORATION
  • You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
  • Half the cows hate the other cows
  • You choose not to take part in it, and continue eating chocolate
A CHINESE CORPORATION
  • You have two cows.
  • You have 300 people milking them.
  • You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
A ETHIOPIAN CORPORATION
  • You have 2 cows.
  • You eat them and steal 2 more tomorrow.
A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
  • You have two cows.
  • You shoot them after they fail to produce wool
 
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