CrazyLilCajun
Milforum Cowgirl
Pierre and Boudreaux was flying Cajun Airlines to da Mardi Gras
Boudreaux was flying da plane, and Pierre was in da back foolin wit
da cargo equipment an stuff. Da plane hit some turbulence an started
bouncin around and Boudreaux got knock unconscious. Den da plane
start driftin.
Pierre come run up to da front an Boudreaux was sprawl out
all over da steerin wheel. Well, Pierre don't know nuttin bout flyin
an he start to get panaky. He grab da microphone and holla "May Day!
May Day! Dis is Cajun Air Line 90210. Boudreaux, him knock
unconscious an I don know nuttin about flyin dis plane!"
"Dis is da control tower," someone answer. "Don you worry a
bout nuttin. We gonna splain how you to land dis plane, step by step,
ah gar-own-tee! Jus leave anyting ta us. Fus, how high you are, an
whas you position?"
Pierre thought a minute, den say, "I'm five foot ten an I'm all da
way to da front of da plane.
" No! No!" answer da tower. "What you altitude, an where you
location?"
Pierre say, "Man, rat now ah got a po attitude, an ah'm from
Thibodeaux, Laweezeeanna!"
"No! No! No!" came an exasperated voice. "Ah needs to know how many
feet you got off da groun an how you plane in relation to da
airport!"
Pierre, he start to panic by dis time. He say, "Countin Boudreaux's
feets an mine togedder, we got fo feet off da groun an I don believe
dis plane related to you airport!"
A long pause --------------------------------------de silence was
deafanin.
"We needs to know whoo yo next of kin........"
Boudreaux was flying da plane, and Pierre was in da back foolin wit
da cargo equipment an stuff. Da plane hit some turbulence an started
bouncin around and Boudreaux got knock unconscious. Den da plane
start driftin.
Pierre come run up to da front an Boudreaux was sprawl out
all over da steerin wheel. Well, Pierre don't know nuttin bout flyin
an he start to get panaky. He grab da microphone and holla "May Day!
May Day! Dis is Cajun Air Line 90210. Boudreaux, him knock
unconscious an I don know nuttin about flyin dis plane!"
"Dis is da control tower," someone answer. "Don you worry a
bout nuttin. We gonna splain how you to land dis plane, step by step,
ah gar-own-tee! Jus leave anyting ta us. Fus, how high you are, an
whas you position?"
Pierre thought a minute, den say, "I'm five foot ten an I'm all da
way to da front of da plane.
" No! No!" answer da tower. "What you altitude, an where you
location?"
Pierre say, "Man, rat now ah got a po attitude, an ah'm from
Thibodeaux, Laweezeeanna!"
"No! No! No!" came an exasperated voice. "Ah needs to know how many
feet you got off da groun an how you plane in relation to da
airport!"
Pierre, he start to panic by dis time. He say, "Countin Boudreaux's
feets an mine togedder, we got fo feet off da groun an I don believe
dis plane related to you airport!"
A long pause --------------------------------------de silence was
deafanin.
"We needs to know whoo yo next of kin........"
