Cabin Crew

Cabin Crew
December 8th, 2007  
Team Infidel

Topic: Cabin Crew

Cabin Crew

The United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle in 1st Class and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well dressed, rather exotic looking middle eastern woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazypoo so the main man can pittypat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,

"Well, sweetcheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Put the tray up, *****."
December 8th, 2007  
posted before by Missleer: Princess Or Queen?

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