c130 parody




 
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March 26th, 2004  
army jrotc boy
 

Topic: c130 parody


one i learned from a friend
<he was suspended for calling it during pt>

C130 rollin down the strip (at this point everyone groans and thinks its another lame cadence)
*r*
Pilot F***ed up and the damn thing fliped (roar of laughter)
*r*


short but o so sweet
March 26th, 2004  
FutureRANGER
 
 
I got in a spot of trouble with the coach for this one I made up:

[insert principal's names] staring us in the fa-ace!
repeat
Thinks s/he runs the whole damn place!
repeat
Dumass fatass uglyass too,
repeat
All we can say is FU-U K YOU!!
repeat

If you knew what my principal looked like, you'd be howling with laughter.
April 25th, 2004  
21stcencasanova
 
The way I know this one from a friend is:

C-130 rollin down the strip
Front wheel popped and the plane dun flipped
Mission top secret destination unkown
Air Force Pilot awoled went home
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April 27th, 2004  
Pogue
 
t's one thirty now on the strip
Chairborne daddy gonna take a little trip
Stand up, lock up, shuffle to the door
The club for lunch and home by four
If there's something to decide
Close your door and try to hide
Every time you get a call
You're out playing racquetball
First revise the SOP
Make a change in policy
Ours is not to wonder why
It's written down in the LOI
God forbid we should go to war
All that paperwork would be a bore
Let me stay behind my desk
Anything is better than the leaning rest
Chairborne Ranger, that's what I am
One of a kind, I'm and AG man
July 12th, 2004  
Sgt Lou
 
Another version:

C130 running down the strip
(insert unit) gonna take a little trip
Mission top secret destination unknown
hit the beach then get our butts home.

September 2nd, 2004  
silent driller
 
 
Oh yeah! Gonna use these!
September 15th, 2004  
03USMC
 
 
C130 rollin down the strip.
This must be it's millionth trip.
August 18th, 2015  
NuclearBubba
 

Topic: The way "I" learned!


C-130 rollin down the strip,
Hit a rock and the damn thing flipped.
64 Rangers trapped in-side,
64 Rangers Kentucky Fried.

A U.H.60 Huv-rin overhead,
Air-Assault Soldier lookin down at the dead.
The moral of the story is all to clear
If you woulda gone Air Assault you'd still-a been here!

Singin LEFT, LEFT, LEFT RIGHT A LEFT....
etc etc etc

25th ID !!!