Business Lesson

tomtom22

Chief Engineer
Johnny had the hots for a cute girl in his office, but she already had a boyfriend and Johnny was having trouble getting to first base. One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you $1000 if you let me screw you."

"Absolutely not!" replied the girl.

"Listen," saysJohnny, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I’ll be finished by the time you pick it up."

She thought for a moment and said she would have to consult her boyfriend. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend, seeing a chance for some quick money without much risk, says: "Ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast and he won't even be able to get his pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.

The tired girl replies: "The bastard used coins."

Business Lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it or you will get screwed!

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it seems that we should not regard money as anything.
people tends to be stupid when they standing by piles of gold.

i want to be as wise as Johnny
 
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