Business Lesson




 
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Boots
 
April 8th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Business Lesson


Johnny had the hots for a cute girl in his office, but she already had a boyfriend and Johnny was having trouble getting to first base. One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you $1000 if you let me screw you."

"Absolutely not!" replied the girl.

"Listen," saysJohnny, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and Iíll be finished by the time you pick it up."

She thought for a moment and said she would have to consult her boyfriend. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend, seeing a chance for some quick money without much risk, says: "Ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast and he won't even be able to get his pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.

The tired girl replies: "The bastard used coins."

Business Lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it or you will get screwed!

April 8th, 2006  
bulldogg
 
 
Priceless wisdom.
April 8th, 2006  
JulesLee
 
 
dam good idea rofl. but how did Johnny last so long... o_____o! power of viagra? XD
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April 8th, 2006  
Marinerhodes
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by JulesLee
dam good idea rofl. but how did Johnny last so long... o_____o! power of viagra? XD
April 8th, 2006  
armlesscadet
 
 
lol good one
April 9th, 2006  
yingying
 
it seems that we should not regard money as anything.
people tends to be stupid when they standing by piles of gold.

i want to be as wise as Johnny
April 9th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by yingying
it seems that we should not regard money as anything.
people tends to be stupid when they standing by piles of gold.
Very wise words, indeed!
April 9th, 2006  
JulesLee
 
 
lol plz tell me how he last that long.. i need it.. =x
April 9th, 2006  
fronzz
 
 
Hahaha!!
January 7th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's a good one