Balkan-MiG
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One day, Bill Clinton was relaxing in his home watching tv when his phone rang.
"Hello, Bill here, whos this?" he asked when he answered the phone
"Hey Bill, its George here!" said President George Bush. "I really need some help here in the white house, could you come over?"
This was the fifth time George had rung Bill for help, but Bill had a feeling that something bad was going on.
"Sure, George. Whats the problem?"
"Well, i was bored so i got this jigsaw puzzle. But i cant figure it out, none of the peices will fit and i cant find the edges!" replied George Bush.
Bill Clinton sighed, and asked; "Whats it a picture of?"
"A big red rooster."
"Alright, ill be there in 30 minutes" sighed Clinton again, and he hung up.
30 minutes later, Bill walked into the oval office. He looked around. He first saw George Bush, tears pouring down his face. He then looked down at the "Jigsaw Puzzle". He sighed, and then roared at Bush:
"FOR CHRISTS SAKE, GEORGE! PUT THE CORNFLAKES BACK INTO THE BOX!"
"Hello, Bill here, whos this?" he asked when he answered the phone
"Hey Bill, its George here!" said President George Bush. "I really need some help here in the white house, could you come over?"
This was the fifth time George had rung Bill for help, but Bill had a feeling that something bad was going on.
"Sure, George. Whats the problem?"
"Well, i was bored so i got this jigsaw puzzle. But i cant figure it out, none of the peices will fit and i cant find the edges!" replied George Bush.
Bill Clinton sighed, and asked; "Whats it a picture of?"
"A big red rooster."
"Alright, ill be there in 30 minutes" sighed Clinton again, and he hung up.
30 minutes later, Bill walked into the oval office. He looked around. He first saw George Bush, tears pouring down his face. He then looked down at the "Jigsaw Puzzle". He sighed, and then roared at Bush:
"FOR CHRISTS SAKE, GEORGE! PUT THE CORNFLAKES BACK INTO THE BOX!"
