Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See

tomtom22

tomtom22

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Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.

Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"

The proctologist called ...they found your head.

Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have any film.

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people "Everybody But Me,"

Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!

Hang up and drive!!

:lol:
 
I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
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I've actually seen that one. ;) :lol:

Some of the favorites I've seen:

(large text) I miss my wife. (underneath in small text) But my aim is getting better.

(On the passenger rear window of a pickup truck with a black lab in the seat)
Dog is my co-pilot
(for non-US folks, it's a play on a popular bumper sticker here that says "God is my co-pilot")

(On a few other pickups)

Gut Deer? (a play on "Got milk?" ads)

Women adore me - Fish fear me
 
A buddy back home had one made that we figured was going to get him jailed for stupidity if nothing else:

"What's the point of drinking if you ain't gonna drive?"


Kind of guaranteed to give you a lot of breathing room from other drivers though. :lol:



Another one I've seen is : "AIRBORNE: I jump out of planes and kill people."
 
Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.

as long as he does, i dont care what yall think of me

also i saw one that read

I got a gun for my wife...
It was the best trade of my life.
 
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Try not to let your mind wander...
It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.


Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

The proctologist called...they found your head.
 
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