The Bug Story

tomtom22

Chief Engineer
New spin on an oldie but goodie! Don’t you love surprise endings! ;>)

A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's ***** off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the ***** smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, and then flew off.

Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"

Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, It was only a bug, Honey."

The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"





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