The budget strikes again




 
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Boots
 
October 27th, 2003  
ozziegal
 

Topic: The budget strikes again


Budget cuts to the Defence force forced the training team to start doing mock combat using no explosives, guns, or basically any equipment what-so-ever, so when it came to a training scenario, the Sergeant in charge tells his recruits that they are under imaginary fire, and what do they do?
So all of the recruits bar one scatter and get down behind "stuff", and get into returning fire positions.
The Sergeant notices this one recruit standing out in the open, quite relaxed and unfazed. Yelling, the Sergeant asks "What the devil do you think you're doing? You're under fire!" So the recruit takes one step to the left and remains still.
Now the Sergeant's really annoyed. He yells again, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? You're under imaginary fire, take cover!" The recruit turns to him and replies,
"I'm taking cover behind this imaginary tree Sergeant!"
October 27th, 2003  
Redleg
 
 
Hi there OzzieGal.
Welcome to the forum.

How's life down under?
Where in Australia are you from?

That was a lot of good jokes!
Thank you wery much!
March 3rd, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 

Imagine laughter here


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March 3rd, 2006  
armlesscadet
 
 
hey ozziegal welcome nice