Team Infidel
Forum Spin Doctor
Guy walks into chemist an asks girl behind counter if they have any K.Y. Jelly ?
Girl replies " no sorry sir have you tried Boots ?"
Guy says "I wanna slip in not F'ing march in !"
OR
Three lads sat in a pub discussing their new brides,
The first guy said "I married an Albanian girl and told her it was her duty to do all the washing, house cleaning, make all the meals, shopping etc on the first day I didn't see anything but on the second day it was better and since then she is fully trained"
The second guy said "I married a Brazilian girl and told her it was her duty to do all the washing, house cleaning, make all the meals, shopping etc, on the first day I didn't see anything, on the second day I didn't see anything on the third day it was better and now she is fully trained"
The third guy said "I married a Scottish girl and told her it was her duty to do all the washing, house cleaning, make all the meals, shopping etc, I didn't see anything on the first day, I didn't see any thing on the second day but on the third day the swelling started to go down so I can see a bit better now.
