Broken glasses.

42RM

Banned
An private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses. The Captain looked in his book of record and said, "But you just got a new pair last month!"​

"Yes sir, b . . . b . . . but I got them b . . . broken in an accident," stammered the private.​

"Accident, what kind of an accident?" The Captain looked in his book of Accident definitions and glossaries, "Road-march accident, Firing Range accident, PT accident, Drill accident?"​

"No, no nothing of those." said the private.​

"Well then, what is it?" asked the Captain.​

"I'd rather not tell you sir," replied the private.​

"Well, no satisfactory explanations - no new glasses," said the medical officer, ready to stand up. "I have to see my patients now."​

"No, no sir wait. I broke them when I was kissing my girl," blurted the private.​

"Don't be daft man. How could you break your glasses kissing a girl?" remarked the Captain.​

The private answered, "You see sir, she crossed her legs..."​
 
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