British Classified Adds

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These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. Newspaper:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

8 years old.

Hateful little bastard.

Bites!


FREE PUPPIES.

1/2 Cocker Spaniel,

1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.


FREE PUPPIES.

Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.

Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY !

Must sell washer and dryer £100.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .

Worn once by mistake.

Call Stephanie.


**** And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.

Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.

Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.

No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
 
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