British Classified Adds




 
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British Classified Adds
 
January 18th, 2011  
USSWISCONSIN
 
 

Topic: British Classified Adds


British Classified Adds
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. Newspaper:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

8 years old.

Hateful little bastard.

Bites!


FREE PUPPIES.

1/2 Cocker Spaniel,

1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.


FREE PUPPIES.

Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.

Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY !

Must sell washer and dryer 100.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .

Worn once by mistake.

Call Stephanie.


**** And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.

Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.

Excellent condition, 200 or best offer.

No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
January 21st, 2011  
Korean Seaboy
 
 
Gotta love the Brits!
 


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