BREAKING NEWS: Hillary hurt in horse mishap

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After mounting the horse she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to Hillary's terror.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, Hillary attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune .....

John McCain, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.

And you thought all Republicans we uncaring.
 
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