A boot marine joke




 
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Boots
 
May 27th, 2004  
Mark Conley
 
 

Topic: A boot marine joke


As the sun rose over Parris Island, the senior drill instructor realized that one of his recruits had gone AWOL. A search party was dispatched immediately. After a few hours the recruit was discovered hiding in some bushes. He was sent back to the base and promptly escorted to the drill instructor's office. The instructor asked the young recruit, "Why did you go AWOL?"

The recruit replied, "My first day here you issued me a comb, and then proceeded to cut my hair off. The second day you issued me a toothbrush, and sent me to the dentist, who proceeded to pull all my teeth. The third day you issued me a jock strap, and I wasn't about to stick around and find out what would follow that SIR."


May 27th, 2004  
AFSteliga
 
 
Hi-larious
May 28th, 2004  
Darkmb101
 
you know what, i think he made a good choice.
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Boots
May 28th, 2004  
Marksman
 
 
lol
June 12th, 2004  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
Just a good choice? It was a great choice if you ask me.
July 18th, 2004  
Cadetlancecorporaldicecio
 
pretty funny, but the marines dont call it AWOL it is UA
September 12th, 2004  
aircdts4eva
 
Awsome
October 18th, 2004  
Patriot_1989tobeyond
 
That ones good :P
October 18th, 2004  
coldzero
 
 
lol
November 7th, 2005  
FULLMETALJACKET
 
 
good stuff