As the sun rose over Parris Island, the senior drill instructor realized that one of his recruits had gone AWOL. A search party was dispatched immediately. After a few hours the recruit was discovered hiding in some bushes. He was sent back to the base and promptly escorted to the drill instructor's office. The instructor asked the young recruit, "Why did you go AWOL?"
The recruit replied, "My first day here you issued me a comb, and then proceeded to cut my hair off. The second day you issued me a toothbrush, and sent me to the dentist, who proceeded to pull all my teeth. The third day you issued me a jock strap, and I wasn't about to stick around and find out what would follow that SIR."
May 27th, 2004
AFSteliga
Hi-larious
May 28th, 2004
Darkmb101
you know what, i think he made a good choice.
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May 28th, 2004
Marksman
lol
June 12th, 2004
C/2nd Lt Robot
Just a good choice? It was a great choice if you ask me.
July 18th, 2004
Cadetlancecorporaldicecio
pretty funny, but the marines dont call it AWOL it is UA