Book Report

Book Report
January 28th, 2008  

Topic: Book Report

Book Report
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books,

"Titanic" by James Cameron
"My Life" by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report,
with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:... cost - $29.99
Clinton :..... cost - $29.99

Titanic:.... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :..... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:.... . The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:.... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :..... Bill is a bullnuts artist.

Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :..... Let's not go there.

Titanic:...... Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Clinton :.... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:...... Rose goes d own on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :..... Monica....ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing
January 28th, 2008  
Team Infidel
January 29th, 2008  
ROTFLMAO OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *wipes tears* That is just awesome!!!!!!!!!!
Book Report
February 2nd, 2008  
February 3rd, 2008  
HAHAHAHAHA!!! That is great!
February 4th, 2008  
A Can of Man
Oh man... that is good.

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