Blonde Sheriff?




 
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Blonde Sheriff?
 
March 19th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Blonde Sheriff?


Blonde Sheriff?
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try
out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "What is 1 and 1?"
"Eleven," she replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what
I meant but she's right."
Then the sheriff asked, "What two days of the week start with the letter
'T'?"
"Today and tomorrow," replied the blonde. He was again surprised
that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of
himself.
"Now, listen carefully, who killed Abraham Lincoln?" asked the sheriff. The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know." The sheriff replied, "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"
So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her best friend
was waiting to hear the results of the interview. The blonde was
exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working
on a murder case!"

March 20th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Slick.
March 21st, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
*sigh* lol...never learn do they?
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Blonde Sheriff?
November 4th, 2007  
Team Infidel