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The blonde confused her Prozac with the birth control pills.
She had a dozen kids, but she doesn't give a damn.
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A man noticed that his ***** was growing larger and staying erect longer, and to say he and his wife were delighted would be an understatement. But several weeks, and nearly nine inches later, the man became concerned (What if it kept growing till it hung down to the floor!) and went to see a urologist.
After an initial examination, the physician explained to the couple that, though rare, the man's condition could be cured through corrective surgery.
"How long will he be on crutches," the patient's wife (a dumb blonde) asked anxiously?
"Crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.
"Well, yes," the wife said coldly, "You're planning to lengthen his legs, aren't you?"
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Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK."
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Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
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Q. Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?
A. Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
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Q. Why did the blonde get fired from her job at the M & M factory?
A. She kept throwing out the `W's.
She had a dozen kids, but she doesn't give a damn.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
A man noticed that his ***** was growing larger and staying erect longer, and to say he and his wife were delighted would be an understatement. But several weeks, and nearly nine inches later, the man became concerned (What if it kept growing till it hung down to the floor!) and went to see a urologist.
After an initial examination, the physician explained to the couple that, though rare, the man's condition could be cured through corrective surgery.
"How long will he be on crutches," the patient's wife (a dumb blonde) asked anxiously?
"Crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.
"Well, yes," the wife said coldly, "You're planning to lengthen his legs, aren't you?"
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK."
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Q. Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?
A. Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Q. Why did the blonde get fired from her job at the M & M factory?
A. She kept throwing out the `W's.
