Blonde horesback rider

Navy Boy

I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!!
A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding, even though

she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse,
unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into action.. As it

gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins to

slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane,

but cannot get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the

horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway!

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its' slipping rider.

Finally, losing her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away

from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her

foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy

of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the

ground over and over and over. As her head is battered against the

ground and she is mere moments away from unconsciousness, to her

great fortune, Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
 
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