Blonde Groaner




 
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Blonde Groaner
 
May 27th, 2008  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Blonde Groaner


Blonde Groaner
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, But unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.


Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.


A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.


She steps out of her car and asks the man what's wrong.

'I feel terrible,' ! he explains, 'I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it.'

The blonde says, 'Don't worry.' She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down and sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up,waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands,
'What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?'

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

It says..

(Are you ready for this?)

(Are you sure?)


(This is bad!)



(It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)



(OK, here it is)



It says,



'Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave.'
May 28th, 2008  
Team Infidel
 
 
hahahahahahaha
May 28th, 2008  
Sevens
 
 
Oh geez......
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Blonde Groaner
May 28th, 2008  
Del Boy
 
nice one tomtom- nice one. LOL
May 28th, 2008  
justin1552
 
 
I'm gonna have a permanent groan from you guys.
May 25th, 2009  
tomtom22
 
 
Bump.
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Got this in my email.............



again
May 25th, 2009  
BritinBritain
 
 
Oh blimey
May 25th, 2009  
brooke01
 
 
oh my gosh!!! hahahhahahaha
May 25th, 2009  
sky2979
 
 
Hahahahhahahahaha!!!! Hilarious!....
May 25th, 2009  
SHERMAN
 
 
that is a very good one.
 


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