The blonde and the alligator.

The Highway Man

Brit Pack 2I/C
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out & catch my own alligator & get a pair of alligator shoes for free!'
The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile,
'Well, little lady, why don't you go on and try it?'
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, he was driving home, he spotted the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.

As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up.
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement as the blonde struggled mightily and barely managed to flip the gator onto its back.
Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration ...
CRAP!
THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!
 
Up to the exclamation exactly my kind of gal, blond or not (the two of this type I have had the privilege to become aquainted to for some time - I mean the ones you can trust to take on alligators w/o probs - were not blond, nowhere)...

Rattler
 
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