BLIND MAN IN A BIKER BAR




 
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BLIND MAN IN A BIKER BAR
 
November 26th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: BLIND MAN IN A BIKER BAR


BLIND MAN IN A BIKER BAR
A BLIND MAN WANDERS INTO AN ALL GIRLS BIKER BAR BY MISTAKE. HE FINDS HIS WAY TO A BAR STOOL AND ORDERS SOME COFFEE. AFTER SITTING THERE FOR A WHILE, HE YELLS TO THE WAITER, "HEY, YOU WANNA HEAR A BLONDE JOKE?"

THE BAR IMMEDIATELY FALLS ABSOLUTELY SILENT. IN A VERY DEEP, HUSKY VOICE, THE WOMAN NEXT TO HIM SAYS, "BEFORE YOU TELL THAT JOKE, SIR, I THINK IT IS ONLY FAIR – GIVEN THAT YOU ARE BLIND — THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW FIVE THINGS:


1. THE BARTENDER IS A BLONDE GIRL WITH A BASEBALL BAT.
2. THE BOUNCER IS A BLONDE GIRL.
3. I'M A 6 FOOT TALL, 175 LB BLONDE WOMAN WITH A BLACK BELT IN KARATE.
4. THE WOMAN SITTING NEXT TO ME IS BLONDE AND A PROFESSIONAL WEIGHTLIFTER.
5. THE LADY TO YOUR RIGHT IS BLONDE AND A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER.


NOW, THINK ABOUT IT SERIOUSLY, MISTER. DO YOU STILL WANNA TELL THAT JOKE?"

THE BLIND MAN THINKS FOR A SECOND, SHAKES HIS HEAD, AND MUTTERS, "NO… NOT IF I'M GONNA HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT FIVE TIMES."
November 26th, 2007  
pixiedustboo
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by tomtom22
A BLIND MAN WANDERS INTO AN ALL GIRLS BIKER BAR BY MISTAKE. HE FINDS HIS WAY TO A BAR STOOL AND ORDERS SOME COFFEE. AFTER SITTING THERE FOR A WHILE, HE YELLS TO THE WAITER, "HEY, YOU WANNA HEAR A BLONDE JOKE?"

THE BAR IMMEDIATELY FALLS ABSOLUTELY SILENT. IN A VERY DEEP, HUSKY VOICE, THE WOMAN NEXT TO HIM SAYS, "BEFORE YOU TELL THAT JOKE, SIR, I THINK IT IS ONLY FAIR – GIVEN THAT YOU ARE BLIND — THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW FIVE THINGS:


1. THE BARTENDER IS A BLONDE GIRL WITH A BASEBALL BAT.
2. THE BOUNCER IS A BLONDE GIRL.
3. I'M A 6 FOOT TALL, 175 LB BLONDE WOMAN WITH A BLACK BELT IN KARATE.
4. THE WOMAN SITTING NEXT TO ME IS BLONDE AND A PROFESSIONAL WEIGHTLIFTER.
5. THE LADY TO YOUR RIGHT IS BLONDE AND A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER.


NOW, THINK ABOUT IT SERIOUSLY, MISTER. DO YOU STILL WANNA TELL THAT JOKE?"

THE BLIND MAN THINKS FOR A SECOND, SHAKES HIS HEAD, AND MUTTERS, "NO… NOT IF I'M GONNA HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT FIVE TIMES."

LOL, that was a good one.
November 26th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 





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BLIND MAN IN A BIKER BAR
November 27th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Hehehehehe
November 28th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
heard this one alot..still funny
 


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