Is It a Bird? Is It a Plane? No, It's...

June 1st, 2007  

Topic: Is It a Bird? Is It a Plane? No, It's...

ONE NIGHT at McChord Air Force Base in Washington, I was dispatched to check out the security fence where an alarm had gone off. The fence was at the end of the base runway. When I got to the scene, I found that a raccoon was the culprit, so I ran around and flapped my arms to scare off the animal. Suddenly an air-traffic controller came over the public-address system and announced loudly, "Attention to the airman at the end of the runway. You are cleared for takeoff."

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform"

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June 1st, 2007  
I dont care who ya are, thats funny right there
June 1st, 2007  
LOL that is funny
June 1st, 2007  
Team Infidel
good one AJ
June 3rd, 2007  
That's awesome. LOL
June 3rd, 2007  
Nice one.
June 11th, 2007  
Rob Henderson
"Well ya see, I was actually trying to... Never mind."

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