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Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow. "Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb. "No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton. This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back,"Five dollars!"
One day however, Hillary accompanied her husband on his jog. As they neared the hookers corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what the deal was so Bill decided, if the hooker shouted out "fifty dollars", he would ignore her.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became quite apprehensive. Sure enough, there was the hooker.
Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past. Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five bucks?"
One day however, Hillary accompanied her husband on his jog. As they neared the hookers corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what the deal was so Bill decided, if the hooker shouted out "fifty dollars", he would ignore her.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became quite apprehensive. Sure enough, there was the hooker.
Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past. Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five bucks?"
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