Bill Clinton jogging

Bill Clinton jogging
November 27th, 2006  

Topic: Bill Clinton jogging

Bill Clinton jogging
Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua.

But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day.

With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.

"Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.

"No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.

This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.

He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"

And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"

One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog!

As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would
wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.

He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.

Sure enough, there was the hooker!

Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled...

See what you get for five bucks!?"
November 27th, 2006  
lol heard this one, still good!
November 28th, 2006  
Team Infidel
that's good
Bill Clinton jogging
November 28th, 2006  
How funny.
November 29th, 2006  
oh wow thats great
November 30th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
Ouch...I'd pay 50...LOL
November 30th, 2006  
*gasp* I knew it all along!!
May 31st, 2007  
been posted beforeby Team Infidel: "Bill", the jogger

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