AikiRooster
Tube Monkey USMC
You know your a big city cop when........
#1. You get commended for showing up to work.
#2. When you have a cold, and routinely blow your nose using toilet paper from rolls founds in any police car, or on any desk, and you think this is a normal, rational, hygienic behavior.
#3. There are more people in the operations room than working on the street.
#4. You have two pair of uniform pants; one for every other week.
#5. You go home after last out more rested than when you got there.
#6. You don't tell your spouse about the Holiday or Uniform checks.
#7. You know exactly where to get anything thats free.
#8. "No Radio Transmissions" means you start clicking the radio a block away just in case.
#9. You've driven a police vehicle with an expired inspection sticker.
#10. The "Check Engine" light has been on in the patrol car for 6 months, and you think the other squads are a bunch of bums for not taking it to the garage.
#11. You think the most beautiful word in the dictionary is "unfounded."
#12. You drive a 5-year-old police car with 180,000 miles on it, and it's considered new.
#13. You are sure you are not a racist, sexist, or homophobe because you hate everyone equally.
#1. You get commended for showing up to work.
#2. When you have a cold, and routinely blow your nose using toilet paper from rolls founds in any police car, or on any desk, and you think this is a normal, rational, hygienic behavior.
#3. There are more people in the operations room than working on the street.
#4. You have two pair of uniform pants; one for every other week.
#5. You go home after last out more rested than when you got there.
#6. You don't tell your spouse about the Holiday or Uniform checks.
#7. You know exactly where to get anything thats free.
#8. "No Radio Transmissions" means you start clicking the radio a block away just in case.
#9. You've driven a police vehicle with an expired inspection sticker.
#10. The "Check Engine" light has been on in the patrol car for 6 months, and you think the other squads are a bunch of bums for not taking it to the garage.
#11. You think the most beautiful word in the dictionary is "unfounded."
#12. You drive a 5-year-old police car with 180,000 miles on it, and it's considered new.
#13. You are sure you are not a racist, sexist, or homophobe because you hate everyone equally.
