Betcha $500




 
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Boots
 
November 16th, 2004  
Darkmb101
 

Topic: Betcha $500


A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.

The turtle's one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape.

The bartender looks at the guy and asks:
"What's wrong with your turtle?"

"Not a thing," the man responds, this beat up turtle is faster than your dog!"
"Not a chance!", replies the barkeep.

"Okay then, says the guy... you take your dog and let him stand at one end of the bar. Then go and stand at the other end of the room and call your dog. I'll bet you $500 that before your dog reaches you, my turtle will be there."

So the bartender, thinking it's an easy $500, agrees.
The bartender goes to the other side of the bar, and on the count of three calls his dog.

Suddenly the guy picks up his turtle and throws it across the room, narrowly missing the bartender, and smashing into the wall and says -

"I WIN... Told you it'll be there before your dog!"
November 16th, 2004  
USAOwnz
 
Animal cruelty!!!
November 18th, 2004  
avckc
 
aww... poor turtle... at least he got 500 bucks tho..
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Boots
November 18th, 2004  
FutureRANGER
 
 
This guy walks into a butcher shop and says to the butcher, "Hey butcher, I betcha 500 bucks you can't reach those pieces of meat hanging there" as he points to three cuts of beef hanging from meathooks.

"No way!" says the Butcher?
"Why not?" retorts the man,
"Because the stakes are too high!"

da-da-ching
November 18th, 2004  
Darkmb101
 
i like mine better tho
November 18th, 2004  
Hegario
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by FutureRANGER
This guy walks into a butcher shop and says to the butcher, "Hey butcher, I betcha 500 bucks you can't reach those pieces of meat hanging there" as he points to three cuts of beef hanging from meathooks.

"No way!" says the Butcher?
"Why not?" retorts the man,
"Because the stakes are too high!"

da-da-ching
Don't give up your day job.
November 18th, 2004  
Darcia
 
Poor Wall...
November 19th, 2004  
Locke
 
 
LOL
good work guys
November 22nd, 2004  
silent driller
 
 
It'll be 500 greenbacks to pay for the shell repair...
December 3rd, 2004  
lewis9119
 
 
what?????????????????