Best/Worst Pick up line

[master2001]

What is the best/worst pickup line that you've heard?

 

[gladius]

Here's one. Lol.

You ask a girl: "Hey you look kinda Italian (instead of Italian its important to use whatever ethnic background YOU have, i.e., Irish, Sweedish, Portugese, ect.), do you have some Italian in you?"

She says: "No."

You say: "Would you like one?"

LOL!:lol:

If she says "yes" to the question, you simply say; "would you like some more?".

LOL!:lol:

 

[chewie_nz]

actaully saw this attempted;

hey! grab your jacket ***** you've just scored.




it didn't work

 

[Charge 7]

I always liked the one from Grouch Marx,

"If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"

 

[Redneck]

Keep it clean gentlemen (or at least within spitting distance :lol: ).



I was watching this movie Napoleon Dynamite last night, and there was a good one in it:

"I see you're drinking 1% (milk), is that because you think you're fat? You could drink 2% if you wanted."

:lol:

 

[chewie_nz]

that movie was a crack up! loved it

 

[battery]

REMOVED


I'll submit more later, those are just my favorites.


Mod edit: You just dove across the line of decency head first there, didn't you high speed?

 

[Redneck]

No you won't.


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