Best/Worst Pick up line




 
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Boots
 
January 4th, 2005  
master2001
 
 

Topic: Best/Worst Pick up line


What is the best/worst pickup line that you've heard?
January 4th, 2005  
gladius
 
Here's one. Lol.

You ask a girl: "Hey you look kinda Italian (instead of Italian its important to use whatever ethnic background YOU have, i.e., Irish, Sweedish, Portugese, ect.), do you have some Italian in you?"

She says: "No."

You say: "Would you like one?"

LOL!

If she says "yes" to the question, you simply say; "would you like some more?".

LOL!
January 4th, 2005  
chewie_nz
 
actaully saw this attempted;

hey! grab your jacket ***** you've just scored.




it didn't work
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Boots
January 4th, 2005  
Charge 7
 
 
I always liked the one from Grouch Marx,

"If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"
January 4th, 2005  
Redneck
 
 
Keep it clean gentlemen (or at least within spitting distance ).



I was watching this movie Napoleon Dynamite last night, and there was a good one in it:

"I see you're drinking 1% (milk), is that because you think you're fat? You could drink 2% if you wanted."

January 4th, 2005  
chewie_nz
 
that movie was a crack up! loved it
January 4th, 2005  
battery
 
REMOVED


I'll submit more later, those are just my favorites.


Mod edit: You just dove across the line of decency head first there, didn't you high speed?
January 5th, 2005  
Redneck
 
 
No you won't.


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