Best Weapons for Jungle Combat ?

Man I get tired of "vets" waiting in ambush to leap upon and pummel folks for what they consider the slightest infraction of some imaginary code or qualification standard.

Some guys ask or make dumb or just odd comments-it's a free country-at least what we say here.

I see thios on seceral boards and it is one of my internet peeves.
Well, I just admitted that I was a little too quick.

But whatever you're tired of, it's the reality that the young man will encounter in the real world if he joins.

It was an attempt to give him some advice. It was a little clumsy - I know.

The best weapon for the jungle must be 42RM if he has his NCO with him. Otherwise he would be lost.
I can get lost in a supermarket.
 
Well, I just admitted that I was a little too quick.

But whatever you're tired of, it's the reality that the young man will encounter in the real world if he joins.

It was an attempt to give him some advice. It was a little clumsy - I know.

I can get lost in a supermarket.

See what happens when you are without an NCO, when this happens, does your girlfriend use the PA system inside these supermarkets? You must really hate shopping malls; you will be gone for a week
 
See what happens when you are without an NCO, when this happens, does your girlfriend use the PA system inside these supermarkets? You must really hate shopping malls; you will be gone for a week

Heard over a supermarket tannoy, "Will the owner of a Royal Marine Captain please claim him at the lost property office."
 
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This is where I start to sing....

ME:
I cut down foes. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

MARINES:
He cuts down foes.
He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a bootneck, and he's okay.
He drinks all night and he fights all day.

ME:
I cut down foes.
I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear CO.
 
This is where I start to sing....

ME:
I cut down foes. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

MARINES:
He cuts down foes.
He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a bootneck, and he's okay.
He drinks all night and he fights all day.

ME:
I cut down foes.
I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear CO.

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This is where I start to sing....

ME:
I cut down foes. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

MARINES:
He cuts down foes.
He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a bootneck, and he's okay.
He drinks all night and he fights all day.

ME:
I cut down foes.
I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear CO.

Well, 42RM, you really change my perception of the Royal Marines. Can you do us all a favor? This might be something for youtube
 
Well, 42RM, you really change my perception of the Royal Marines. Can you do us all a favor? This might be something for youtube
Well
It originates from a Christmas Eve in Afghanistan. It´s normal that this day belongs to the OR. The officers are serving Christmas dinner and entertains the lads with singing, dancing and a christmas cabaret.

Imagine a packed room and onto the stage enters the chaplain and a chorus of six RM officers.


I never wanted to be a chaplain in the first place!
I…I wanted to be a BOOTNECK!

(piano vamp)

Leaping from one country to another.
As we invade the mighty nations of the world!
With my best NCO by my side!

The Falklands!
Kosovo!
Sierra Leone!
Iraq!
Afghanistan!

We'd sing! Sing! Sing!

Oh, I'm a bootneck, and I'm okay,
I drink all night and I fight all day.

CHORUS: He's a bootneck, and he's okay,
He drinks all night and he fights all day.

I cut down foes , I eat my scran,
I peep in the lavatree.
On Wednesdays I go naked'
And have buttered bums for tea.

CHORUS: He cuts down foes, he eats his scran,
He peeps in the lavatree.
On Wednesdays he goes naked'
And has buttered bums for tea???????

He's a bootneck, and he's okay,
He drinks all night and he fights all day.

I cut down foes, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

CHORUS: He cuts down foes, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????

He's a bootneck, and he's okay,
He drinks all night and he fights all day.

I chop down foes, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like our dear CO.

CHORUS : He cuts down foes, he wears high heels
Suspenders and a .... a Bra????
(CHORUS break off song, and begin insulting bootneck)

CO: (enters while crying) Oh Philip, I thought you were so rugged!

I always knew Royal Marines were strange, thank goodness there is some sanity from the RAF.:p
We are a primitive warrior race :mrgreen:
RAF is a bunch of geeks who are just as boring as choirboys :sleep:
 
Wonder how they won the war :sarc:

We make the enemy laugh so much they fall over laughing, then we hit them on the head while they are helpless.:camo:

RAF is a bunch of geeks who are just as boring as choirboys :sleep:

We bring decorum to the table, we are gentlemen (so are the WRAF's), we have manners, we knock before entering a ladies boudiour, not stagger in with our trousers around our ankles shouting "GET EM OFF DARLIN!!!!":angel:
 
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We bring decorum to the table, we are gentlemen (so are the WRAF's), we have manners, we knock before entering a ladies boudiour, not stagger in with our trousers around our ankles shouting "GET EM OFF DARLIN!!!!":angel:
They can be taken off?
That must be why she was bobbing her toes - she hadn´t got her pantyhose off yet.
 
They can be taken off?
That must be why she was bobbing her toes - she hadn´t got her pantyhose off yet.
:shock:
I wonder how long it takes before a moderator closes this thread
It must have violated all the rules on this forum.
 
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