The Best Patients

October 1st, 2005  
Charge 7

Topic: The Best Patients

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up everything is numbered."

The second replies, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded!"

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like working on construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:

"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."
October 1st, 2005  
October 1st, 2005  
October 2nd, 2005  
hilarious!! yet true
October 2nd, 2005  
its funny b/c its true
January 12th, 2007  
haha thats great
February 8th, 2007  
Team Infidel
not too bad