best female joke




 
--
Boots
 
June 20th, 2005  
LIPS
 
 

Topic: best female joke


A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen ."

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.

*He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove*home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.
*He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry,vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.
*Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."
June 20th, 2005  
behemoth79
 
 
i believe an Own3d is called for

June 21st, 2005  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
Amen!
--
Boots
June 25th, 2005  
Miss-Banned
 
that was great
July 3rd, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Oh My God!
July 3rd, 2006  
JulesLee
 
 
ROFL!!!! best one evar!
July 3rd, 2006  
MaKa9
 
 
Interesting

poor man..
July 4th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Crap!...hahaha
July 9th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
I guess he'll never complain about being a man again.
October 16th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
very good one.......