Best comeback line of the year




 
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Boots
 
June 5th, 2009  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Best comeback line of the year


If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's
credibility.
Q: 'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'
A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'
Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?'
A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'
Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'
A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'
Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'
A: 'Yes sir, we do!'
Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'
A: 'Yes sir, I do.'
Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'
A: 'Yes sir.'
Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'
A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room..'
The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback' line -- and we think he'll win.
June 5th, 2009  
brooke01
 
 
Wow!!! LOL that is sooo funny!!!! Thanks TomTom!!! At first it was kinda confusing but if you just go with the flow it gets better
June 5th, 2009  
Team Infidel
 
 
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Boots
June 10th, 2009  
Redcell
 
 
Fn BEAUTIFUL I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! THE LAWYER WAS
PROBLY LOOKIN LIKE HAHAHAHAHAHA
June 10th, 2009  
A Can of Man
 
 
If only we could get a reference for this.
Real or not, that's just brilliant.
June 13th, 2009  
Rob Henderson
 
 
*claps* Bravo good sir. Well played. Hahahahahaha.
June 14th, 2009  
Mr.Brown
 
Wow if i was judge they'd probably see me crying with laughter lol
June 16th, 2009  
Mikefrombelgium
 
 
i went to a public trial here in belgium and something similar happend with a Police inspector and a lawyer. The judge was laughing so hard he had a 30min break before he could proceed. The convict however wasnt laughing at al
July 4th, 2009  
Alenoor
 
 
hahahhaaaaaa
 


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