Because I Value Your Health

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pixiedustboo

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I got this in an eMail and thought it was cute;


As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of ****.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.
 
Yeah well. Things have been double posted before, and I'm sure it's not the last time.

I did search it and it turned up over 500 threads. I'm not wading through that!
 
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