"Because"

[Team Infidel]

men in the Army are too wimpy because we learned from the Marines.

 

[Sevens]

We learned from the Marines because we wanted to be the toughest men alive!!!!!!

 

[Team Infidel]

we wanted to be the toughest men alive because we wanted to kick Seven's butt

 

[Sevens]

We wanted to kick Sevens's butt because she wouldn't date us. hehehe



J/K TI!

 

[Team Infidel]

she wouldn't date us because she was sparing us the humiliation

 

[Sevens]

She was sparing you the humiliation because she knew you couldn't handle being with something so much hotter than yourself.

 

[Team Infidel]

she knew you couldn't handle being with something so much hotter than yourself because you went alone

 

[Sevens]

You went alone because you wanted to pick up some other hottie.

 

[Team Infidel]

you wanted to pick up some other hottie because i was standing next to you

 

[Peddler]

you were standing next to me because you have no other friends

 

[Team Infidel]

you have no other friends because you need a bath

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

you need a bath because you fell in a mudd pit

 

[Team Infidel]

you feel in a mudd pit because Seven's pushed you

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

Sevens pushed me because you told her to

 

[Team Infidel]

I told her to bc she asked me

 

[Peddler]

she asked you because she is a cottonheaded ninnymuggin

 

[Team Infidel]

she is a cottonheaded ninnymuggin because peddler just made that word up

 

[Peddler]

I just made that word up because TI has never seen Elf

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

TI has never seen elf because he doesnt like seeing men in tights lmbo

 

[Team Infidel]

he doesnt like seeing men in tights bc he would rather see girls in tights