dragon_master_gunner
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Russian Tank in Afghanistan is danger low on fuel, on the edge of a huge impassable gorge, requiring them to backtrack 2 days, leaking engine oil, a cracked track block, with very little brake fluid left, and short on ammunition, running 2 crewmembers short. Russian transport Helicopter spots them from the air and lands to ask if they can help them find some water. Once they (chopper pilot) realizes thier predicament, he tells them to load up on the chopper, and he'll call in an airstrike on the tank, to which the tank commander replies: "Nobody...Wastes...My...Tank..." He then walkes up to the chopper and tells the crew to load back up on the tank:
Tank Commander (on the ground): "Get back in the Tank"
Gunner: (in chopper): "We're going home, sir"
Tank Commander: "yeah...In the Tank."
Gunner (screaming): "WHY CAN'T WE GO HOME IN A F**KING HELICOPTER???????"
Tank Commander (sternly): "Because you're Tankers."
Tank Commander (on the ground): "Get back in the Tank"
Gunner: (in chopper): "We're going home, sir"
Tank Commander: "yeah...In the Tank."
Gunner (screaming): "WHY CAN'T WE GO HOME IN A F**KING HELICOPTER???????"
Tank Commander (sternly): "Because you're Tankers."