Beam Me Up, Scotty!

[AJChenMPH]

WHILE on dormitory guard duty late one night, a bored airman in basic training decided to invent his own entertainment. He walked over to a desktop speaker and announced, "This is First Officer Spock reporting to the Enterprise. All is quiet here on this planet."

As he was reciting his scene from "Star Trek," the loudspeaker on the wall crackled. "This is Captain Kirk," said an authoritative voice. "Beam your butt down to the office and pick up a reprimand." The airman hadn't realized he was talking into a two-way speaker.

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Sgt. Larry Solomon

Smiles, grins & humor from the files of Reader's Digest!

 

[Sevens]

Hehehe That's funny!

 

[Team Infidel]

that's a good one AJ

 

[Marinerhodes]

Heheh

USMC:

2nd General Order: Walk my post in a military manner, keeping always on the alert and observing everything that takes place in sight or hearing.

7th General Order:
Talk to no one except in the line of duty.

Reprimand aye aye Sir !!

 

[Rob Henderson]

LOL. Damn!

 

[AFSteliga]

Hahaha. Sucks to be Airman Spock.

 

[tomtom22]