Beach rescue

Del Boy

Active member
A guy is walking along the beach in Blackpool and he suddenly comes across a head on the sand. Help - says the head. Hello says the guy, what's occurring?

Well, says the head, my kids buried me up to my neck in the sand. Now they've cleared off and I'm stuck - can't get out!

Right, says the guy - I'll soon have you out. I'm off to get get a shovel.


You'd better get a big one, says the head - I'm sitting on a donkey!
 
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