The Bathtub

tomtom22

Chief Engineer
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a room with or without a view?"



You thought bucket, didn't you?


:shock:
 
wait, would they actually give you a bed next to a window? they arent afraid you'll somehow fall out? maybe try cleaning the window by opening it alittle and then leanin way out?
 
:drink: Ok now I'm ready to take the test again. Can I have the spoon this time. Arrrrrggggg! :pirate: At least give me a window seat.
 
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